Why bro code is stupid

I think this is pretty straight-forward. I should say this also goes for baby mamas as well, though if this occurs from a casual or friends with benefits kind of situation, the ex rule above applies. Guys will tell if you cheat. Go ahead and tell your man now. Your secret is out. As crude as it sounds, it really is bros before hoes. The moment you make that ultimatum, the relationship is as good as over. Bros embellish for each other. When you first meet a guy, his friends will greatly embellish for him.

Does he do maintenance at a community college? His friends will have him as next in line for college president. They just want to help their man score a first date with you. One always backs up another. It starts small. Girls are considered weak and they are bullied from a position of assumed male power. It begins with the objectification and sexualisation of girls around puberty.

We joke about the girls being objects of pursuit, and that alone. It is fun to mess with girls. The guy could be a known delinquent, and yet, the girl will have to get hurt and figure it out herself, the guys will never hint at it.

Gaslighting is employed without a thought, and we give each other ideas for that. Rape is a reality, and we simply gloss over it. Beneath all tales of college conquests are horrific stories of physical abuse and torture.

Celebrate your bromance. If anybody, especially a girl looks down upon it, shoot her. They're just jealous because they'll never know what being a part of a bro code means. The fist bump is a form of appreciation. You shall use it to show acceptance, appreciation or a go-for-it. Use this weapon often to have your bros know that you're on their side. If your bro is broke, the bro code demands you to treat him.

In no case shall he be left hungry, or homeless. A bro shall always be forgiven. Bros are for life, there is nothing a bro can do to deserve hatred. Unless he gets involved with your girlfriend. In that case, punch him in the face. If a bro is unable to pitch in money for beer, other bros shall cover him. He shall not be deprived of the holy potion. Never hit a bro in the nuts, not even while goofing around. The bro code condemns such acts.

Are Male Friendships More Special? Shop Read. Signup with us to unlock all features! By Ankush Bahuguna. Bro Code Rules List: 1. Share this story. Corrected Version : A Bro can wear any colour he wants to. Give us one good reason why a bro should not wear pink. Go for it! Also, being a better man automatically takes care of that. Happy Men's Day, Bros! Share this story. What's on your mind?

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